You know you're a mom if you've ever crawled under a crib at 2 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it. You know you're a mom if you've ever stuck a pacifier in your mouth just to clean it off! You know you're a mom if you never call a pacifier "a pacifier." You know you are a mom if you find yourself singing Old MacDonald in the car...alone! You know you are a mom when you start looking at diaper bags the same as you did those awesome leather purses currently hanging in your closet. You know you're a mom if you have more children than dollars in your purse. You know you're a mom if you can take a shower, do hair and makeup in less than 10 minutes (with an audience) You know you're a mom if you don't even shut the door to go to the bathroom. You know you're a mom if you taste baby food along with the evening meal. You know you're a mom when you wake up with extra people in bed with you. You really know you're a mom when you stop caring if people think your house is nice and you just wish they'd think your kids were nice. You know you're a mom when baby wipes are more valuable than money at any given time of day in any given location. You know you're a mom if everything you ever need is on the floor of your car. Please continue ....mothers !! We should have a new list Inshallah :)