Only a Mother... ~ Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering, 'Nobody's home.' ~ Will be a Scrabble Partner with a kid who thinks cookie' begins with a 'k.' ~ Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge. ~ Knows all the verses to 'This Old Man.' ~ Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland. ~ Can look across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone. ~ Has a bathtub that's filled with little yellow duckies. ~ Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.